Gene Simmons of KISS tells Esquire what he has learned. He also includes his last meal....

Surprisingly, no tongue....

....My last meal? A Double Whopper and a Linzer tart.

As you may know the editors of DME grew up at the foot of the Ozarks and never had any fancy-pants desserts. So for other deprived (and depraved) readers, here is a little Linzer tart info.

From Delightful Deliveries (only $44.95, plus shipping and handling)

A wonderful traditional Linzer Tart, made with a rich hazelnut cookie crust with a raspberry filling, topped with a hazelnut cookie lattice crust, dusted with powdered sugar. A perfect dessert served with a good cup of coffee, or a glass of champagne!

Or, make you own....