READER'S LAST MEALSTOCK, Day 3

Richard B. - Houston, Texas

Fillet Mignon - Medium Rare, thank you! Boiled Maine Lobster, boiled potatoes and corn, 1 gallon of drawn butter, 64 oz. of New England seafood chowder, and a fifth of Jack Daniel's to help wash it all down and soothe my nerves...then, a stay of execution that lasts long enough for me to get, yet, another final meal! YAY!

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Lisa D. of parts unknown....

Olive Garden stuffed mushrooms, Hooters Hot Wings, Olive Garden Manicotti, Pizza Hut Ham and Pinapple Pizza, Carvel Ice Cream Cake, a bowl of gumbo complete with king crab legs, shrimp, chicken, sausage, okra, corn, etc. After a big dump and a short nap, I'll have: Lobster tails with butter garlic sauce, shrimp fried rice, fried red snapper fish, Philly cheese steak (from philadelphia; no substitutes), a nice hot peach cobbler (made by an old African-American lady from the deep south; no substitutes) topped with Breyer's Vanilla Ice cream, Iced Tea with Lemon (pitcher, with lotsa ice), and ice cold milk...

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Roger from Virginia (we're #2 in executions, keep looking over your shoulder, Texas)

The menu: Two dozen freshly steamed oysters on the half-shell with saltines and hot cocktail sauce, hush puppies (don't forget the onions), a big plate of dripping french fries (damn the fat grams, I'll be losing that 21 grams soon anyway), a six-pack of ice cold Dos Equis and I'm ready to go.

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From Andrea in Kentucky...

Oysters on the half shell with Blair's death sauce and lemon on the side, Crab legs with garlic/butter dipping sauce, A baguette of french bread, Warmed brie cheese, A Cuban cigar, A gallon of Merlot

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Now for something completely different...

JIMMY the Rude Boy from parts unknown...

A 1/4 pound Cameron Diaz fur burger, Roasted breast of Reese Witherspoon, with a side of toasted Heather Grahams. And for desert a chocolate malted milkshake with peanut butter/chocolate icecream.