Thursday, February 16, 2006

POST-VALENTINE'S VERSION OF READER'S LAST MEALS

Bernadette P. of parts unknown...

lemon cheesecake,spaghetti bolognese,lemonade,12 iced donuts,caramel milkshake,sausages,mashed potatoes,peas,tomato sauce,honeycomb ice-cream.


Catherine C.,
The menu:
Big dish of extra cheesey Mac & Cheese, Starbucks venti _mocha with whipped cream, giant choc chip cookie with vanilla ice cream.


linda from backwoods Montana
Mustard Seed house salad (ginger dressing is to die for) oooops no
pun
intended
Rib steak from the grill, rare, tossed salad with Ranch dressing on
the same plate
Cold Stone ice cream VANILLA with bananas and caramel
Montana water ice cold and pepsi so cold there is frost on the bottle



Ok, being a committed vegetarian and PETA cunt hater
for years, my last meal would be:

Starter, Pate Fois Gras with clubbed seals pup brains
(THEY HAVE TO BE CLUBBED SEALS).

Entree, Veal (HAS TO COME FROM THE BIGGEST CALF IN THE
LITTLEST CRATE)

MAIN, Venison, Shark, Snake, Orang Utan, Lion, Giant
Panda Balls (THEY AINT USING 'EM), White Rhino Heart,
and Tiger Steak all to be served bloody as hell

Sweet, Chilled Monkey brains

Plus 42 gallons of Original European Absinthe and 43
packets of 20 malboro red.

Just to really piss off the PETA cunts I would just
drink and smoke while watching the food rot, ah the
waste of endangered species!

Smiling in the face of the needle,

Daniel
London, England


My last meal would be as follows.
Breakfast
3 large home made buttermilk biscuits cut in half laid on a plate, on top of those a layer of golden brown hash browns, then a layer of two large chicken fried steaks, then layered with 6 jumbo eggs cooked over easy covered with home made hamburger gravy. 6 pieces of multi-grain toast cut in half with real butter and black berry jam, 1 pound of crispy bacon, 1 quart of Tropicana OJ, 1 quart of Skim Milk.

Lunch
3 pounds of chicken wings, spicy with celery and ranch dressing. Beer batter Onion rings, tater tots, chocolate cheesecake 1 quart skim milk.

Dinner
2 16 oz. New York Strip steaks cooked med. well. 2 large baked potatoes with sour cream, chives, bacon bits, and cheddar cheese. Broccoli and Cauliflower steamed w/ cheese sauce. 2 pints Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey Ice Cream. 1 6 pack bottled mountain dew.

Daniel H.
Minnesota



Heather W, Ft. Myers, Florida.

Sushi, Sashimi, Duck tartare, Calamari, Caviar, Lobster alfredo, Brie cheese, Salmon pate, Blue mountian coffee, Teriyaki noodles, Lobster tail w/ drawn butter imported from Norway, Coffee cheesecake, Caramel latte, Cheesy garlic bisciuts from Red Lobster, A bottle of Sabra imported from Isreal, and a Simpson's marathon on T.V.

TEXAS LAST MEAL
CLYDE SMITH, JR.
February 15, 2006


...cabdrivers are 60 times more likely than other workers to be slain on the job...

Last Meal: Smith, 32, had a final meal request of a cheeseburger.

The skinny: Smith was executed for the 1992 fatal shooting of a Houston cab driver during a robbery.

More skinny: The victim's body was found in his cab in the parking lot of a Houston apartment complex. An autopsy revealed he died after being shot three times in the back of his neck with a .38 caliber pistol.

Two months later, Houston Police responded to an apartment complex and found that murderer Smith had accidentally shot himself in the leg. A .38 caliber handgun was found and ballstic tests linked the gun to the fatal shootings of the victiim and another cab driver during a 1992 robbery. Upon his arrest, Smith confessed to shooting both men. Two women, girlfriends of Smith, testified against him. One called a crime tip line that led police to Smith. One of them said she was in the cab when he committed one of the slayings.

Later: Smith said the confessions were coerced. "I realize how bad that looked, because the two were so similar," he said of the two deaths. "But at the same time, I still maintain I didn't kill those persons."

From death row, he said the last time he saw a relative was 1991. He also has a daughter, about 18, who has no contact with him. "I didn't want her to be exposed to this," he said.

Last words and such: "I want to thank you all for being here and for your love and support," Smith said to his lawyer and four European pen pals who befriended him during his prison term. Smith did not acknowledge the relatives of another slain cab driver who were present for the execution.

Factoids: Smith was the...

8th murderer executed in U.S. in 2006
1012th murderer executed in U.S. since 1976
4th murderer executed in Texas in 2006
359th murderer executed in Texas since 1976

Smith was the second of three scheduled this month in the nation's busiest capital punishment state.

In the 1980s, 15.1 of every 100,000 taxicab drivers lost their lives to murder. Though the murder rate has dropped since the mid-1990s, when cabs were first equipped with emergency alarms and cameras and could be tracked throughout their city routes, a 2000 report by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration revealed that cabdrivers are still 60 times more likely than other workers to be slain on the job.